Ask anyone across the country and they'll be able to tell you all about Boston accents. Technically, there are multiple accents associated with different parts of the city. However, even when you look beyond this unique way of pronouncing things, what about the words themselves? Like, for instance, are there things people from Boston say that are completely unique to the area? Some visitors find that our Boston slang leaves them as lost and confused as if they were hearing a foreign language. Here are a few of our favorite "Boston talk" phrases that you might hear around Beantown:
1. "I’m going to take the T today."
Commuting sucks, but at least Bostonians have the option of taking public transit, a.k.a. "The T." If you think about it, this term makes it sound as if we’re carrying iced tea to some unspecified location, when actually, we’re just taking the Green Line. And if you aren’t rolling your eyes when the Green Line is mentioned, it’s because you’re not from here. Otherwise, you’d know that it equates to a slow commute because you'll be riding a trolley, not a train.
2. "I got stuck on the Pike forever."
While this is also called Mass Pike, you won’t hear it referred to by its full name: the Massachusetts Turnpike. If you’re from out of town and expect to be able to use cash at a toll plaza, you’re out of luck. They were discontinued in 2016 and now it’s E-Z Pass all the way. No pass? No problem. The vaguely threatening signs assure you that you’ll be paying by plate. In other words, you’ll be tracked down by your license plate, which is in no way stalkerish or creepy. You'll receive a bill in the mail.
3. "All the drivers on the Pike are chowderheads."
Except you of course — because you wouldn’t refer to yourself as stupid! Despite the fact that this guy is literally carrying chowder on his head, he is probably not a chowderhead. Just a guy who is popular at Fenway.
4. "I got in a car accident today because this total Masshole decided to bang a uey and crashed into me."
Although all Massachusetts residents can technically be "Massholes," Boston drivers are often on the receiving end of this — ahem — term of endearment. To bang a uey just means to make a U-turn.
5. "I had to pull into the breakdown lane."
In other places, this is known as the shoulder. If you need to use it then you’re probably already having a bad day. To make things worse, there’s a fair chance you’ll encounter a Masshole or two zipping down the breakdown lane. During rush hour on certain roads, this is legal, but speeding here is particularly dangerous.
6. "Alls I know is that he deserved to get bagged. Where’s a statie when you need one?"
Here’s a hint: if you get bagged, you’ll be posing for a mugshot. A statie is a state trooper. Out-of-staters take note… our state police don’t ride around in black-and-white vehicles. Instead, they cruise across Massachusetts in appealing two-tone vehicles in hues of blue that look like they should be called "rich navy" and "ocean fog."
7. "I had to wear a johnny and you know that means there was a breeze on my butt."
Get your mind out of the gutter! A johnny is a hospital gown. The breeze on your butt is an unfortunate side effect of wearing one. Sometimes Boston slang makes very little sense, but that's what makes it truly local slang.
8. "Is anyone making a Dunks run? Because I’d kill for some coffee regular."
Here in Boston, we have coffee in our veins. Specifically coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts. Coffee regular means your beverage has cream and sugar. How much? Usually two creams and two sugars for a small coffee. Boston runs on Dunkin!
9. "Remember when I rented that huge, cheap apartment near the Garden, on Comm Av?"
Yeah, that was definitely a dream. But, even when you wake up, you’ll still abbreviate streets named "Avenue" to "Av."
10. "My friend just moved into a three-decker."
This type of Boston-area building is also called a triple decker, one of the many fun things people from Boston say.
11. "My apartment’s in a wicked good location."
Congrats! But does it have on-site laundry? Because that would be wicked sweet. Wicked is Boston talk for "very" or "really."
12. "We’re out of beer. Let’s go to the packie."
The package store is where alcohol lives, and is one of the things people from Boston say.
13. "Did you remember to buy tonic?"
Some people here call soda tonic.
14. "I’d like a green monster frappe."
Me too! The Green Monster is the name of the leftfield wall in Fenway Park. In 1947, it received a coat of green paint, which is how the structure earned its nickname. This iconic symbol of the Sox is so popular that it has spawned Green Monster-inspired products, such as ice cream. Hood’s version consists of mint ice cream with fudge, but you sometimes see mint mixed with Oreos. A frappe is a milkshake. Out-of-state visitors might want to order one "extra thick" to get the consistency they’re expecting.
15. We’re going down the Cape this weekend. It’ll be wicked pissah/pissa."
No doubt. Trips to Cape Cod are usually amazing.
There you have it - these are just a few of the you might hear in a Boston accent on a trip to Beantown.
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What Boston slang would you add to this list? What are your favorite things people from Boston say? Let us know in the comments! We very much look forward to hearing what you have to say about this topic.
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