You're thinking of visiting Pennsylvania in the winter? Seriously. Just one question. Why? Really, what could possibly compel you to visit during the gloomiest, most boring time of the year? Sigh. If you must. But, before you make any plans, keep reading. (As you read, you'll quickly realize it's all tongue in cheek. We love PA all year round!)
1. It’s just so…blah…and…
Everywhere you look, it's just so barren, except for the dirty snow. It's just so, well, blah.
2. Nasty looking, isn’t it?
Really, are there any attractive qualities about PA in the winter?
3. There’s nothing to do.
Don't even get started on things to do. There's nothing. Not. One. Thing.
4. Nothing at all.
Everyone's huddled up in the house or at work, stoic and counting the days down til spring.
5. Absolutely nothing.
And, when the sun goes down? It gets even more boring, if you can imagine that.
6. Everyone stays indoors ‘til spring.
Communities don't plan any cool activities, celebrations, or even festivals during the dark days of winter. After all, who would come?
7. All the birds have flown south and…
Yep, the birds sure have the right idea, flying south to where it's warm, sunny, and people aren't afraid to leave their homes. Why don't we follow their lead?
8. ...All the wildlife has gone into hibernation.
Or, do like the wildlife and cozy up for a long winter's nap? Just wake us up when spring arrives.
9. The good sports don’t start til spring and…
Sure, it'd definitely be so much fun if we could watch a thrilling sports game but it is what it is. We'll survive. We always do.
10. Spring never seems to arrive.
The winter just seems to drag on...and on....and on....we usually forget what the sun looks like by the time the mild weather returns to PA.
What's your favorite part about Pennsylvania in the winter? Share in the comments below! Click here for some tips on how to survive a good ol' Pennsylvania winter.
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