Wisconsin is unique in a lot of ways. Mostly good ways. But... you know. Some stuff kind of slips through the cracks. And that concept also applies to some of our laws. We scoured the internet for ten weird laws in Wisconsin that'll just leave you scratching your head. It did for us, anyway. Read on:
1. Margarine cannot be served at restaurants unless it is specifically ordered.
We here in Wisconsin take our butter VERY seriously, thank you.
2. You can't worry a squirrel in La Crosse.
What exactly is the definition of "worry"? Do we really want to know?
3. Cows get the right of way.
This one kind of makes sense. The cows don't know traffic laws, but we do, so it's only right to give them right-of-way.
4. In Racine, it's illegal to launch missiles into a parade.
Just in case that was a thing you were planning on doing: don't.
5. It's illegal to blow up a muskrat house.
So, uh... don't. Either.
6. You can't shoot animals from a plane.
...though we're not entirely sure why you'd even want to, but okay. Fair enough.
7. Adultery is a Class 1 Felony.
Tell that to your ex. You know the one.
8. Any cheese sold must be "highly pleasing".
We're not sure what the criteria is there, but honestly we're about it.
9. If two trains meet, neither can proceed until the other one has.
...huh?
10. In Sheboygan, you can't water your lawn in a way that "annoys people".
Take THAT, annoying lawn-waterers.
Good old Wisconsin! Which of these zany laws have you broken (we're totally guilty of a few ourselves)? Tell us all about your criminal ways in the comments. We love hearing from you. Need some more of the best weird laws in Wisconsin? Check this article out. Other than that... straighten up, punks!
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