If there's one thing that us Texans are good at, it's speaking our minds. We aren't afraid to say whatever we're thinking no matter how blunt or silly it might be. These seven signs are a perfect testament to that trait and describe life in the Lone Star State to a T.
Call this number if you want to learn some Jedi Mind Tricks!
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A friendly reminder to never buy gas station tacos. Your taste buds (and your insides) will thank you.
I'm sure this sign keeps the customers pouring in.
Uh...what bridge? And where's the road leading to it?
I mean, better to avoid subtlety and cut straight to the chase, right?
A clever way to discuss a major issue. It's gross, y'all. Don't do it.
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This restaurant in Austin is known for its hilarious signs, but this has to be one of their best. I think a lot of us would prefer to not acknowledge the amount of truth in these words.
Have you ever seen any of these signs? What's the funniest sign you've ever seen in Texas and where was it?
I'm not an avid birdwatcher, but I do enjoy observing them on my daily morning walk. One bird I can always count on seeing is the Northern mockingbird (the state bird of Texas), identifiable by its long tail, distinct light grey color, and bold, fearless behavior (I've seen them chasing after hawks on multiple occasions!). While this little bird doesn't have a unique song since it mimics other birds, it does have a singing pattern all its own, and I can always recognize the Northern mockingbird in Texas whenever I step outside.
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If you live in Texas, there's a good chance you've seen these little guys milling about. They're Northern mockingbirds - our official state bird (along with Arkansas, Florida, Mississippi, and Tennessee) - and they are abundant all throughout the state.
Northern mockingbirds exist year-round in the states that are shaded green, which includes most of Texas. Their breeding range extends farther north.
The scientific name for the Northern mockingbird is Mimus polyglottos, which translates to "many-tongued mimic." This refers to the bird's ability to mimic a variety of other birds such as the Carolina wren, the American robin, and the Northern cardinal.
Mockingbirds possess anywhere from around 40 to 200 individual songs. Scientists have identified four distinct calls used by the Northern mockingbird: the nest relief call, hew call, chat or chatburst, and the begging call. The first and last of these calls are used only by males, but the other two can be heard from both sexes.
The mockingbird's mimicry is thought to be used primarily for mating purposes.
Since the Northern mockingbird mimics the calls of other birds, it can't be identified by its song, but rather by tone and patterns.
The birds sing in phrases, which they repeat several times before switching to a new one. Each song lasts at least 20 seconds and sounds like high-pitched whistling.
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What's even more interesting is that Northern mockingbirds can also mimic other sounds, including dog barks, sirens, and even musical instruments.
So next time you think you hear a pooch in your neighborhood that just won't stop yapping, it just might be our state bird instead!
Check out this YouTube video by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology to hear the magnificent, sing-song voice of the Northern mockingbird for yourself:
Have you ever seen a Northern mockingbird in Texas? What do you think about their songs? Tell us in the comments! Check out REI for a great selection of binoculars if you're interested in birdwatching. For more things to love about Texas, give our previous article a read below (and prepare for all of the feels!).
No matter how far we may venture from the Lone Star State, it will always be home. That is why there's no better sight in the world than the "Welcome to Texas" sign greeting all who cross over into our beloved homeland. Whether you're returning from a lengthy road trip or just visiting for a while, this sign lets you know you've just entered the best place on earth.
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Whether you're a lifelong resident of the Lone Star State who's just been away for a while or it's your first time visiting, there's a certain shift that occurs in your psyche when you cross over into Texas.
All along the borders with New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mexico, you'll feel a certain way when you spot that entering Texas sign. It is so much more than a mere quirky photo-op. The sight of it evokes a heartwarming feeling that little else can do. It’s a little bit of Texas pride!
No matter what state you're coming from or how long you've been in the car, there is a distinct sense of relief that washes over you upon entrance into Texas. Life in Texas can just be... better, sometimes!
Perhaps you're even crossing into the Lone Star State from Mexico - in that case, not only will you see the iconic Texas sign, but also one that reads "Welcome to the United States of America."
Many of the highways leading into Texas are extremely desolate, and it's quite common to go hours without passing through a single town or seeing another vehicle. In those instances, the Texas welcome sign is as comforting as seeing an old friend for the first time in a long while. Simply put, it feels like home. There isn’t much else in the world like living in Texas!
As you reenter Texas, expect to feel a deep appreciation for the vastness of our state and all the different landscapes it encompasses. From the lush wetlands in the east...
...to the towering mountains out west, the Lone Star State truly has it all.
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So throw on a cowboy hat and start singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" as you feel your heart swell with pride for this great state we're so lucky to live in.
There really is no place like Texas - take a quick peek at some of our most favorite natural wonders in Texas in this slideshow:
What goes through your head when you see the "Welcome to Texas" sign? Tell us in the comments below!
Don't forget to check out our previous article for a gorgeous boardwalk trail at the Visitor Center next to one of the signs.
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