I thought there couldn't possibly be anything weirder than some of our town names here in Texas...I mean, Cut and Shoot, Dime Box, Lickskillet - that has to be as out there as it gets, right? Well I sure was mistaken. Look around at street signs the next time you're out driving; I guarantee you'll see something that makes you do a double-take (just don't look too long - you're driving, remember?) But in case you don't, here are 11 absolutely absurd street names that are proud to call our state their home.
1. This Way & That Way (Lake Jackson)
Imagine trying to get directions around here..."This Way?" "No, That Way!"
2. SqueezePenny Lane (McKinney)
I think someone was trying to get a message across about this town's residents...
3. Bossy Boots Drive (Allen)
These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.
4. Chicken Gristle Road (Granbury)
Most appetizing street on the planet, hands down.
5. Kermit The Frog Boulevard (Kermit)
Wait, the town is actually named after Kermit Roosevelt? Guess someone didn't get the memo.
6. Bacon Road (San Antonio)
Just around the corner from Scrambled Eggs Lane and a block away from Hashbrown Boulevard. (Kidding, but that would be awesome.)
7. Clinton & Fidelity (Houston)
Someone probably had a smug grin on their face when naming this intersection.
8. Nedrub Drive (San Antonio)
Spelled backwards is burden...think they were alluding to something? Creepy.
9. Disney Streets (Peter Pan Drive, Cinderella Lane, Dwarves Circle - Dallas)
Someone was in touch with their imagination.
10. Lois Lane (Dallas)
Nerd alert!!
11. Kickapoo Road (Hockley)
I think I'd have a car accident from laughing so hard if I drove by this.
Have you ever driven by any of these? What other crazy street names do we have in Texas? Let me know in the comments!
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