Tennessee is a great state (maybe) and a beautiful state (kind of) and a whole lot of fun to visit (?), but there are a few who doubt. Which is why we decided to research it ourselves, and found out there ARE a few strange things that we have to just throw out there. Seventeen of them, in fact. How many do you agree with?
17. It's a landlocked state, so you'll never find yourself at the waterfront.
Maybe Dayton, Tennessee has this view. Maybe. We're not going to say...
16. And it's hilly, so say GOODBYE to wide open spaces.
There are no views, no gorgeous vistas. Nada.
15. You should probably just stay where you are.
And leave this godforsaken land to us - we've got it.
14. You'll be hard-pressed to find a farm.
As long as you don't look closely at this picture. It's not like Tennessee is an agricultural giant in the south at all, nah.
13. Or a place to spend the day outdoors.
We aren't a state that takes well to hiking or anything like that. You'll be inside most of the time...
12. Or indoors, for that matter.
Actually there's nothing to do indoors either. We don't have historic sites by the handful or museums coming out of our ears.
11. And you'll be hard-pressed to find a reputable restaurant.
The Loveless Cafe, Pancake Pantry, let's just forget about them.
10. Eating is virtually impossible.
There's pretty much nothing to eat unless you're a vegetarian. So...you'll have to look elsewhere for delicious fried chicken and macaroni and cheese and cornbread.
9. Our wintertime is the absolute worst.
It's not like this is beautiful or anything. Right? Right.
8. But our summers? HEINOUS.
There's nothin' to see here, nothin' to see. If you forget about the humidity this would probably be a dreamland, but who can forget the humidity...?
7. We have the highest income tax...well. Ever.
We're just going to let you figure that one out for yourself.
6. No one famous lives here.
Which means there's nothing cool about it, right? Right.
5. You'll never find a state sports team.
We just really don't care about sports, you know? especially not football.
4. And there are no cities, either.
Ugh. Boring. What would you even DO?!
3. Where would your kids go to school?
We've never heard of "The Athens of the South"…
2. Where would you grow old?
Certainly not in this dump.
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1. It's not like it's magical here or anything.
Nothing picturesque or photo-worthy. You won't get any good Insta shots out here.
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