You know the old saying, "if you can't laugh at yourself, who CAN you laugh at?" While my brother would argue that the answer to that question is "my sister," I think we all know the answer. Maine is the best state in the USA, but we're also one of the strangest when it comes to things like weather and language. Here are a few jokes about Maine that we think are pretty funny. They're meant to make you laugh, so remember to take them all with a grain of salt. Nobody loves this state and the people in it more than us!
1. Prepare yourself when asking for directions...
...you might be there a while.
2. Like I always say, if it's above 45 in the winter...
...we're having an early spring.
3. Or, really, anywhere in Maine.
4. Date night in Maine...
...could mean ATVs.
5. What else would you use it for?
A pint of Gifford's?
6. This joke isn't entirely true...
...there should be snow in the picture.
7. FINALLY...
...a Marden's that knows how to pronounce itself.
8. The answer is...
...no. Not at all.
9. If you don't like the weather in Maine...
...wait five minutes.
10. You know you're from Maine when...
You don't mind winter driving because the potholes get filled with snow!
11. It's delicious...
...if you have a 103 fever and a sore throat. (Sorry, folks, I'm still trying to like it!)
12. Maine has four seasons...
Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Construction.
13. Hey!
...There's nothing wrong with having a reliable car.
14. You know you're from Maine when...
...your Halloween costume was specifically designed to fit over this.
15. Sorry, Lewiston...
...we couldn't resist.
Okay, your turn. Tell us some of your favorite jokes about Maine in the comments on Facebook.
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