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13 Things No Self-Respecting Denverite Would Ever Do

Published Feb 12, 2017

Written by 

Annie

If you are a native Denverite, you know there are some things that are just flat out wrong to do. If you are new around here and are trying to fit in, take notes, as the following are 13 things that no self-respecting Denverite would ever do:

1.) Buy your weed from a shady dealer behind a bowling alley.

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That is SO 2009, y'all.

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2.) Say "y'all."

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Oh... sorry.

3.) Voluntarily hop on I-25 during rush hour.

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Unless, of course, your blood pressure is low and your doctor is looking for ways to raise it.

4.) Hit up Taco Bell for a quick burrito...

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Umm, you do realize that both Chipotle and Q'doba were founded here, right?

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5.) ...or Pizza Hut for a slice.

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See: Beau Jo's Colorado Style Pie.

6.) Cheer for the Raiders.

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...or the Chiefs... or the Patriots... or the...

7.) Order a Bud Light.

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Seriously, why? You're in the craft beer capital of the world!

8.) Stay inside on a gorgeous day...

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9.) ...or not-so gorgeous day.

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Yeah, we're pretty much outside 24/7... but can you blame us?!

10.) Befriend a Californian.

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Kidding, kidding. (Kind of.)

11.) Buy a car that is too small...

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That ain't going to handle our epic snow storms!

12.) ...or too big.

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Now you're just overcompensating and destroying the environment.

13.) Finally, no self-respecting Denverite would EVER travel out-of-state to ski.

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I have never heard of people talking about their epic ski trip to New Hampshire... have you?

For even more Denver-area fun, click on 15 Ways Colorado Is America’s Black Sheep… And We Love It That Way!

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10 Things Everyone In Denver Should Avoid At All Costs

A guide to things to avoid for a pleasant experience in Denver.

Published Mar 7, 2020

Written by 

Laura Konrade

Here in Denver, we definitely have a unique way of doing things. If you're new to the city or just passing through, here's a little guidebook that will let you know things you simply must avoid if you want to have a pleasant experience while in the Mile High City.

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1. Driving to or from the mountains on I-70 during ski season.

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If you do, you will quickly realize that you aren't the only one who decided that day would be a perfect day to hit the slopes.

2. Driving on I-25...anytime?

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It doesn't seem to matter what time of day it is, I-25 is often more of a parking lot than a quick route to your destination.

3. The food at Casa Bonita

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The Mexican fare at this popular destination isn't anything to write home about, but the cliff divers and other entertainment are worth the trip.

4. Being a Raiders fan

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If you are a Raiders fan and you live in Bronco country, you'd better just keep that on the down-low or you might have trouble making friends.

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5. Going to the grocery store before a snowstorm

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Don't panic, folks. We all know the snow will melt in a day or two anyway. We will not starve!

6. Forgetting to apply sunscreen

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We're known for having 300 days of sunshine here in the Mile High City, and if you forget to protect your skin you'll definitely pay the price.

7. Buying a house

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The Real Estate Market can be quite depressing for home buyers in Denver.

8. Ordering a burrito without green chile

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Here in Denver, ordering your food smothered in green chile is not only perfectly acceptable, it's expected.

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9. Wearing flip flops in the snow

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Sure, you'll see lots of people choosing to wear summertime footwear in the snow, but we wouldn't recommend it.

10. Planning to wear the same thing all day long

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The weather here in Denver is ever-changing, even within the same day. It's important to dress in layers.

What are some things you think people should avoid in Denver? Please share in the comment section below.

If you're a local, there are some things you simply can't deny: 8 Totally True Stereotypes Denverites Should Just Accept As Fact.

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How Denver Quietly Became The Unofficial Capital Of These 10 Things

Denver is celebrated for its sunny weather, outdoor activities, craft beer, and unique local cuisine.

Published Mar 6, 2020

Written by 

Laura Konrade

There are many unique and wonderful qualities that make Denver the wonderful city that it is. Here in the Mile High City we are known for being fit, drinking beer, getting outdoors, and getting high (in more ways than one). Denver could easily be deemed capital of the following 10 amazing attributes.

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1. Sunshine

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That glorious sun finds a way to shine almost 300 days per year here in Denver and we're not afraid to brag about it.

2. Exercise Enthusiasts

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Want to keep motivated in your fitness regime? Make your way to Denver where you will be surrounded by like-minded folks who aim to stay healthy.

3. City Parks

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If you are in search of a beautiful setting to get in that exercise or simply set up a picnic, you don't have to look far. City parks are plentiful in Denver.

4. Green Chile

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It's true. We like to smother our food in delicious green chile and you can find it offered on most menus around the Mile HIgh City.

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3. Getting HIgh

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Whether we like it or not, the Mile High City is known for being one of the first cities in the U.S. to legalize marijuana.

6. Brunch

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It's more than just a meal in the Mile HIgh City...it's an experience.

7. Craft Beer

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Beer lovers unite in Denver. With a craft beer brewery on nearly every corner, the options are endless.

8. Rocky Mountain Oysters

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There's not many other places that specialize in this delicacy (also known as deep fried bull testicles).

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9. Getting Outside

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With our beautiful surroundings and plentiful sunshine, we can't help but get outdoors and soak it all in.

10. Gorgeous Views

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It's pretty tough to compete with our beautiful Rocky Mountain backdrop and glowing skies at sunrise and sunset.

What would you add to this list? Please share in the comment section below.

Not only is Denver known for these awesome attributes, but it also known for being a down-right gorgeous place to be. Check out these 15 Staggering Photos That Prove Denver Is The Most Beautiful Place In The Whole Wide World.

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