"Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam; Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home." *wipes tear from eye* Though work and family may take a Coloradan far from home, the Centennial State can never truly leave a person, as demonstrated by these 10 undying habits that prove you can never take Colorado out of the Coloradan:
1. No matter where we go, we ask to see the craft beer menu...
Listen: We aren't trying to be snotty by doing this... we are just used to the best!
2. ...and to have our meal smothered in green chile.
It doesn't matter if it's a burger, burrito, blueberry pie, or birthday cake; if it is edible, it can be smothered.
3. When we order a pizza elsewhere, we fully expect the crust to be soft, fluffy, and dippable.
You New Yorkers, Californians, and Chicagoans got NOTHING on Beau Jo's and their Mountain-Style pies!
4. When it comes to buying a new car, there is only one place to look.
I'm sorry; what is this Ford and Chevrolet that you speak of?
5. No matter the distance, we opt for biking...
Whether it be adventuring or commuting to and from work, we will almost always choose to get there via two wheels.
6. ...hiking...
Not so fun fact: Not every state has mountains, plains, canyons, and hills of sand to hike... how do they do it?!
7. ...or basically anything else that keeps us moving and out of our Subaru.
Colfax Marathon, here we come!
8. We will try anything/everything at least once.
Some things stick (See: Rocky Mountain Oysters) and some do not.
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9. When there are no mountains in sight, we get l-o-s-t, LOST.
How the heck are we supposed to know which direction is west (or east, depending on your location) if we have no visual reference?!
10. We fully expect restaurants to serve an extensive brunch menu.
Million dollar idea: Someone needs to design bumper stickers (for our Subarus, of course) that say "Snooze made me do it."
How many of these Colorado habits do you relate to? Are there others that should be added to this list? Let us know in the comments below!
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