When winter rolls around, people all around the country start planning getaways to keep cabin fever at bay and to escape the monotonous schedule that inevitably settles in. Sometimes, locals choose a staycation and explore their hometown and surrounding area like tourists. Other times, they escape to warm places that offer an abundance of beaches and fruity drinks. One place that is definitely not worth visiting in the winter is St. Louis. Here's why you should not look for things to do in St. Louis in winter:
1. Winter is such an ugly season...
2. ...And the cityscape just becomes so dreary and colorless.
3. There's nothing to see in St. Louis when the snow starts to fall.
4. Native wildlife either sleeps through the cold or migrates away, so the world feels still and boring.
It's not like Canvasbacks, Rough-legged Hawks, and Short-eared Owls actually come to St. Louis in the winter. Oh, and our baseball team is probably not named after a species you are likely to encounter during this season. Yep, don't expect to hear any birdsong in the colder months.
5. Winters in St. Louis can be brutal.
Sometimes, they're so brutal that we don't even see snow for weeks into the season.
6. You'll just spend your entire visit inside and you'll develop cabin fever.
In a city like St. Louis, don't expect to find any superb public parks. We can't think of a single spectacular garden with a landscape that is transformed in the winter months.
7. St. Louis is just so gray and colorless and meh in the winter. Really, not very festive at all.
8. You'll get tired of looking at such a boring landscape.
9. Is it really worth bundling up to experience the city's best attractions?
10. Seeing such a beautifully frosted landscape might make you uncomfortable.
11. The magic of the winter season is definitely not captured in the STL area.
St. Louis is the worst in the winter... okay, by worst, we actually mean best. We love a little tongue-in-cheek humor, and we hope it brings a smile to your face. There is no place like St. Louis, and a touch of icy beauty transforms the scenery into something truly spectacular!
What are some of your favorite things to do in St. Louis in winter? Might you be interested in a private tour of the city's iconic barbecue and beer hot spots?
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