If you're from South Dakota you know there is a lot to laugh about. Winter and Mount Rushmore are just a few common targets for jokes about South Dakota. Hopefully these jokes will lift your spirits and put a smile on your face.
1. For real though. So. Many. Telephone. Poles.
2. This one's a classic.
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3. You can never trust those South Dakota springs.
4. We all know construction season exists in place of summer.
5. You laugh because you know it's true.
6. Farming jokes are a must.
7. You laugh until this is you.
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8. This didn't start out as a joke yet we all laughed along with the rest of the US when this campaign was released.
9. Why do ducks fly over South Dakota upside down?
Because there's nothing worth crapping on.
10. There really are SO many.
Please share your (appropriate) jokes with us! We would love to hear them.
We South Dakotans may be able to handle life in our one-of-a-kind region, but we want to be absolutely clear that our home state is certainly not for everyone. If you’ve been looking for reasons to move to South Dakota, read this list before you make a terrible mistake. Here are 14 reasons not to move to South Dakota. (Wink, wink.)
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Not having a choice of food is one of the worst things about living in South Dakota (sic).
In fact, don't expect to find any South Dakota delicacies at all.
So is our personal income tax.
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What an absolute snooze fest. Looking for the best things about living in South Dakota? Look elsewhere.
Getting to actually choose the team you want to support is not ideal.
Nothing interesting to see or do at any of them, especially Custer State Park.
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The same goes for the ones in our national parks. I mean, do you really want to experience life in South Dakota?
Ugh, just look at that attitude.
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The worst! Especially during Christmas time. (The snow also makes for horrible photography.)
That's definitely one of the WORST things above life in South Dakota.
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All of our towns are boring with no character, and nothing interesting ever happened in any of them.
With no open spaces, you will always feel claustrophobic. That's South Dakota living for ya!
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We aren't even civilized. Cities in South Dakota? Ha. They don't exist.
Just look how unhappy and miserable everyone looks. Do you really want to suffer like this?
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It’s just not aesthetically pleasing on any level. Seriously, living in South Dakota looks like such a drag.
What are some of your favorite reasons not to move to South Dakota? Let us know in the comments! If you got a kick out of this list, check out our list of Extremely Weird Things Only South Dakotans Do!
Well, you know there are plenty of reasons to move to South Dakota, right? How about showing off your pride for the state with some apparel from Wear Your Roots? Make sure to use discount code SouthDakota10 at checkout.
When you think of the most iconic foods in South Dakota, which comes to mind? Chislic, right? While these skewered pieces of salted meat may sound a little strange at first (especially to newbies), your tastebuds will quickly be converted, and you'll soon come to crave these mouthwatering cubes of deliciousness. All of that being said, when we heard that chislic is being called the most disgusting food in SoDak, we didn't take too kindly to it, and here is why:
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A 2017 article by Thrillist once listed the "Grossest Food in Every State." To everyone's surprise - or perhaps nobody's - chislic was rated as SoDak's most questionable food, thanks mostly to its name and appearance.
Pshh.
As per the article, "It may sound like an off-brand Chicklet, or some sort of prairie disease, but chislic is, in fact, dice-sized meat cubes (lamb, beef, wild game) seasoned and thrown into a deep fryer, then served to be eaten with toothpicks," later adding how "the sight of shriveled-up cubed meat in a basket might make you feel like you have a strong case of the chislics."
Okay, so. What's the issue? Gosh.
Declared SoDak's "Official State Nosh" in 2018, chislic is thought to have been introduced to the area in the 1870s by a Crimean immigrant and has remained a beloved dish and tradition ever since.
Despite it being a state staple, nearly every region of SoDak makes the dish a little differently, with the capital city battering the meat, Sioux Falls just barely dusting it with flour and serving it with hot sauce, and Watertown serving it with a side of ranch dressing.
While we may disagree on the meat's preparation, one thing is for sure (aside from needing saltine crackers on the side): Chislic is truly a meal that brings both families and South Dakotans together.
Despite Thrillist's harsh critique of its appearance, they do also admit that "It's actually delicious," which we will chalk up to a win despite the rest of the blurb's criticism.
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Ha. We knew it.
For a more in-depth look at the history and importance of chislic in SoDak, check out this fun video from Dakota Life:
Editor's Note: Unfortunately, the original Thrillist article previously linked to is no longer available to read. That's okay, though! We'll keep our chislic to ourselves, please, and thank you.
Native South Dakotans and new residents alike - have you ever tried chislic? Do you consider it to be one of South Dakota's most famous foods? And are you a fan? Let us know. Planning to road trip it to SoDak for the chislic? Don't forget our awesome road trip snack packing list.