Each state has its own quirky laws, but North Carolina has some downright weird ones. Obviously, pretty much all of the following 20 weird laws in North Carolina are no longer enforced, but they're still technically laws. And some of them will really surprise you.
1. Happy hours are illegal.
Happy Hour specials can only be offered for 'food.' This is just one of those silly laws in North Carolina.
2. You can get a DWI on a horse.
Good, because my favorite bar has seriously scarce horse parking. Other ways to get a DWI is with a tractor, bicycle, and electronic scooter. While you might think this is one of those bizarre NC laws, it really does make sense, doesn't it?
3. You can't collect your own reward money.
Look at that face. He wants you to collect it, TOO!
4. Rollerblading in the sun is illegal.
Okay, so, who was the bingo rollerblading enthusiast that made some public official super angry? This just might be the weirdest of all of NC's weird laws.
5. Forest City requires you to call its town hall before entering the city in a car.
Thanks, leafers!
6. A small font can send you to jail.
Restaurants with outdoor seating must post a menu outside to be readable by those in proximity, but unreadable by those on the street. Also, you cannot drive your car on the sidewalk to get a better view of the menu.
7. It's illegal to practice as a professional psychic or fortune teller, but amateurs are okay.
I see lots of illegal bingo parties in your future.
8. It's illegal for Grandma to get intoxicated at Bingo Night.
This is just one of the many illegal things in North Carolina.
9. It's illegal to rollerblade on state highways.
But, how else am I supposed to get to my bingo game?
10. Visiting the dead after midnight is illegal.
11. Driving on sidewalks is illegal.
Okay, this makes sense!
12. Women are required to wear clothes that total at least 16 yards, meaning Daisy Dukes are illegal.
At least they don't appear to be rollerblading on a state highway.
13. Bingo games may not last more than five hours, and alcohol is not allowed.
Well, if I'm stuck at a six-hour bingo game, I'm leaving anyway.
14. Organizations may not hold their meetings when members present are in costume.
This really affects the Zombie Enthusiast Society.
15. If a man and woman who aren't married go to a hotel and register themselves as married, then according to state law, they are married.
Um, what?
16. Before North Carolina got its own lottery, it was illegal to be in mere possession of a lottery ticket, and you'd be fined $2,000 if you had one.
At least now we can get lucky.
17. It's a felony to steal more than $1,000 worth of grease.
This is really going to affect my next cookout.
18. It's against the law to sing off-key.
This is just another good excuse to back out of Karaoke Night.
19. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Now that I think about it, that could save some time. But these gentle giants belong only in their natural habitat.
20. North Carolina is the only state in the country where alcohol is controlled by both the ABC and a council of more than 160 local boards.
It takes two to tango (drink) in North Carolina.
Basically, don't rollerblade to a six-hour bingo game and call your horse Uber to take you home. As long as you keep all these silly laws in North Carolina in mind, you should get along just fine in our lovely state. Interested in some more Tar Heel State quirkiness? Hit the road, and visit some of our towns with the wackiest names! (I'd start at Lizard Lick, personally).
Which of these weird laws in North Carolina surprised you most, or maybe gave you a good laugh? Please let us know in the comments below. Then take a peek at these 11 hilarious memes you'll only get if you're from North Carolina.
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